We need to stay positive and focus on the whole no-borders thing. Also, there are a lot of decomposing animals floating around after the Great Melt, and, let me tell you, the smell is a lot. It’s more like an endless dirty swamp that spans the entire Earth. Well, I use the term “aquatic utopia” loosely. Where was I? Oh, yes, a borderless aquatic utopia. Damn it, Kevin, if you come near me with your waterlogged hands, I swear to God. But these are just tiny trade-offs for living in a paradise where no one is turned away at a border for any reason. ![]() Also, my hair is permanently wet, even though I’m one of those people who hates getting their hair wet when they swim. Not to mention that my fingers are always pruney-like, all the time-and I shudder at the thought of anyone else touching me with their disgusting pruney fingers, so I haven’t been intimate with someone in years. ![]() Sure, billions of people drowned and millions more were lost at sea. There are no borders because the polar ice caps have melted and now we’re living in the 1995 film “Waterworld,” starring Kevin Costner. No visas, no passports, no discrimination based on a person’s race or wealth. No more borders! Now anyone from anywhere can travel wherever they like. Just as in John Lennon’s “Imagine,” it’s finally happened.
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